I used to fancy myself a pretty good cook. I could bake these little chocolate soufflé things which were basically cakes that, when you put your spoon into them, this syrupy chocolaty goodness would be all poury outy. Tonight I decided to make a chocolate cheesecake. Sounds good right? Okay so the thing is, I don’t read recipes very well, and I usually forget things or confuse things. So the picture shows this beautiful masterpiece of chocolate goodness, mine [at the moment] looks like this kind of lemon gooey cakey thing. Yes, delicious…

Basically, I stand there, blabbing crap to whoever would listen, making mistakes [like pouring in the hot chocolate to this mixture of cheese and stuff which means the chocolate didn’t mix with the cheese and stuff] and then blabbing about crap and my constant run of mistakes…such as writing this and forgetting to go check it! *goes to check* So it looks okay… it’s not the happy chocolate color though. It was supposed to be chocolate colored… it’s not chocolate colored at all, its kind of yellowish.

[After getting confused by Klan members as one of them, and then being found out] "They put a rope around my neck, and suddenly my whole life flashed before my eyes. I saw myself as a kid again, in Kansas, going to school I saw the old swimming hole, fishin... fryin up a mess-o'catfish... goin down to the general store, gettin a peice of gingham for Emmy-Lou..... Then i realized, it's not my life.. They were going to hang me in two minutes and the wrong life was flashing before my eyes..." -Woody Allen

Where is everyone? I mean really… some people are at RENT [lucky fucks], others have fallen into a gigantic vacuum of non-talkyness….

So, I’m going to…. Sit around…. Oh good, rinrin is online…. *goes to bother linh*


Just think… if you didn’t suck and have a ‘life’ I could be bothering you…. Yeah think about that……. Are you thinking? I know I am.


…keep thinking….



….little more….


……..yeahkthxbai

…retal erom